So No Maury Today?

When I put my hand in the chip bag and it's empty

Going back to class after the weekend

When a couple that I hate breaks up

When old people ask who Beyonce is and if she's a good singer

When I don't know anybody at a party

When I make friends in class

People who are obsessed with Pinterest

When I tried to be a hospitality major

When my parents expect me to get good grades in college

When someone steals my post and it gets way more notes than mine